Hi readers. That was my attempt at a click-bait headline. Whadaya think? — I bet if my name was Emily Ratajkowski, this post would’ve gone mega-viral already. Heck, the super-sexy supermodel’s new book, My Body, was an instant New York Times best-seller. Is anyone surprised? Being born a beautiful female, as we all know, is the most potent form of privilege. You won’t…